a cottagecore lesbian is a girl who runs off to the countryside/farm to live in a cottage with her lesbian wife. it's based off of the cottagecore aesthetic, and lesbians really liked that aesthetic and decided to make it a lifestyle. cottagecore lesbians usually enjoy baking, the outdoors, animals, and small, cozy cottages. after all, that's where they live.
person: "why is she wearing a mushroom hat?"
cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."
cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."
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A sweethearted person mostly from Thailand but once you get to know them they the most sexist person of all Thailand and can make your weak just be a look into your eyes. The most richest person.
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Get the Choptart mug.An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.
The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.
Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.
Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
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