chortle

to gargle cum in the back of the throat making a loud noise

I will chortle after giving you head later tonight.

by ruthie September 9, 2004

chortle

to gag as if something was hitting the back of your throat

Snoop chortled as he inhaled the large wiener.

by webster October 3, 2003

chortle

the act of semen discharging from an erected penis or when you cum

i chortled in that bitches eye last night

by toto August 29, 2005

chortle

Turtle Chalupa. Now a rarity due to animals rights snobs who don't know the delicacy that is turtle meat wrapped in a deep fried flour tortilla.

I'm bout to bust a cap in the next PETA bastard I see for making chortles so hard to get.

by flipper November 5, 2003

chortle

a chocolate covered cookie

hey, can u buy me some chortles

by mk May 13, 2005

chortle

The act of gargling testicles in an attempt to make your partner snort with laughter.

I chortled John last night and were it not for the spicy curry earlier in the evening, it would have been hilarious...

by campbellmademedoit December 17, 2018

Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023