Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

dick choppers

a male who is wearing shorts that are really too short.

Look he is wearin dick choppers like the male version of daisy dukes

by craz legs 20 March 28, 2009

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

dicksy chopper

Teeth marks left as a result of biting during sex.

The act of biting severe enough during sex to leave teeth marks.

That chick I was with last night must be into kinky pain. She left a dicksy chopper on my tool.

by Sheetmetal Mercinary July 2, 2011