chopped and screwed 

a song by t-pain feat. ludacris

"Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped"

chopped and screwed by prettybby February 22, 2009

chopped and screwed 

when a hip hop or rap record is slowed down and mixed hence the word chopped(cut it slow down ) and screwed with mixed

swisha house makes good chopped and screwed records

chopped and screwed by Anonymous July 14, 2003

chopped and screwed 

a circumcised penis

"cut? more like chopped and screwed"

chopped and screwed by cmslt April 4, 2013

chopped and screwed 

to be turned down by a female, to be led on.

dayyyyum!, that chick just chopped and screwed you!

chopped and screwed by rubenblanca March 8, 2009

chopped and screwed 

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

chopped and screwed by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

chopped and screwed 

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

chopped and screwed by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

chopped and screwed 

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

chopped and screwed by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 15, 2009