chopped and screwed

to be turned down by a female, to be led on.

dayyyyum!, that chick just chopped and screwed you!

by rubenblanca March 8, 2009

chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

chopped and screwed

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

chopped and screwed

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 15, 2009

chopped and screwed

When a girl's legs are "chopped" by a guy, and he screws (has sex) with her

Man, I chopped and screwed that bitch this morning.

by H-nastyyyyy January 24, 2009

chopped and screwed

The act of date-raping a white woman after buying them multiple Screwdrivers at a club, followed by a chop to the neck.

"Damn, I heard she got chopped and screwed last night by Terrell"

"I can still see the rain Jerome made on Cindy's hair! Chopped and screwed foo"

"I got some roofies for when we chop and screw that bitch"

by Honest Eric February 14, 2009

Chopped and Screwed

A style of music revelutionized by Southern Rap, and more exclusively, Swisha House. Taking a song and making it skip, stretching syllables, scratching, etc..

I got that Chamillionaire and Mike Jones cd, they both are chopped and screwed.

by Labrite March 12, 2005