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Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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Compflix

To copy a Netflix DVD to your computer instead of actually watching it (with or without the intent of watching it later).
I was so busy, Departed sat on my desk for two weeks; I gave up and decided to Compflix it

I didn’t want to see Hostel before going on my trip to Europe so I just Compflixed it.

Have you seen Jakes computer? He’s Comflixed half the Netflix library!

John got hella throttled from Netflix for Compflixing.
by Notevenwater March 19, 2008
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dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
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Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.
That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.
by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009
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Charry chompah

A derogatory or playful term for a person of Asian descent.
This Charry chompah need to get out the left land and turn the blinker off!
by Charrychompish April 19, 2011
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chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.
You dont like me? Chomp Dick!
by Farsidefan February 13, 2009
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chimpfrogging

1. When you have mouth sex with someone that is unwilling.
2. To take advantage of someone or of a situation in an extreme way.
1. When that girl was passed out I got caught chimpfrogging her real good.
2. I can't wait to go to the waterpark, I am going to chimpfrog the hell out of that place!
3.That chimp chimpfrogged the hell out of that frog.
by RCT19 October 1, 2010
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