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Choke Artist

Someone who, when faced with stress breaks down and enters an infinite loop. Common in people running for office, when trying to deal with higher energy candidates.
Marco: "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world."
Donald: Man, you're such a choke artist.
by Gass'em Soleimani August 27, 2016
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The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees
by daveoooooo September 23, 2012
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The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
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Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly
Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"
by KingOfFrop September 6, 2020
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chore artist

Mike is a thieving chore artist.
by chird September 10, 2003
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