Chodie

The sexiest man alive. There is no doubt. He has a giant chode for a penis. The only thing bigger than his penis is his big heart

Chodie looked at me because I wrote this and violently threw me on a bed and humped the shit out of me.

by Biggiecheeze95 June 4, 2021

Chodie

The act of being a total chode. An adjective to describe a person who reminds you of a short, stout, fat little weiner through their annoying actions.

“Are you going to bring amber with you to the party?”

“Nah, she was acting real chodie earlier so she can fucking stay home”

by Chodebert October 29, 2022

Chodie

To refer to one of your friends who is notorious for their massive chode

Person 1- “did you hear?- Todd is a chodie, it’s so annoying”

by Mackerzzzz October 10, 2023

Chodie

A person who is self-deprecating, typically one who verbally attacks themselves

“I suck,”
“You’re such a Chodie!”

by Itsfckinwalnutmist_mate March 24, 2025

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Chodie noballs

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.

Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.

by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010

Chodie by nature

Naturally born and raised to be a chode; usually occuring implicitly by their up bringing.

He was wearing Ed Hardy at 2 years old, he is just chodie by nature.

by chochochode August 6, 2012