chodepiled

the act of being beaten or smashed by someone who is or has a chode

john just chodepiled your asshole

by Adam Atrocity December 25, 2007

chodezilla

A massive chode that is clearly visible to everyone.

That guy's gotta chodezilla

by Master of Words February 14, 2008

Chenielle

A word to describe the feeling when you are infatuated, or in love. Similar to "jonesing" You Chenielle when you fall head over heels for someone.

Chenielle Sadek is also a place in Southern California. More specifically someone's heart. This spot is unique, because it doubles in size each day.

Guy 1: Dude. I think I'm Chenielling.

Guy 2: Already? You just met her yesterday!

Guy 1: Something about those cute myu noises she keeps making.

Guy2: Man. Looks like the real deal. Friggin' Chenielle all over the place man! You've got it!

by Criminon April 11, 2011

chodesicle

Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.

Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
Person A: NO! you had a chodesicle!
Person B: Thats chodetacular!

by Pasty boi June 12, 2007

chodeiolous effect

The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.

Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.

by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016

choidaniels_ramen

a txt fan page lmao

choidaniels_ramen is the best txt fan page out there that entertains her followers

by choidaniels_ramen January 3, 2021

chodemeleon

A person with a chode (Usually extra tiny) that can blend into their surroundings as not to arouse suspicion of their chode.

Dude1:Hey man did you see Ben?

Dude2:No he is totally invisible in that crowd.

Dude1:I know he is using is chodemeleon skills to blend in.

Dude2:He just doesn't want people to know that he has a chode.

by Ninja416 April 1, 2010