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Chocolate Pie 

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.
"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"
Chocolate Pie by Dude November 23, 2004
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Chocolate Pie 

Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.
P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.
Chocolate Pie by upsideinside November 3, 2009

chocolate pie  

1)to most people it is simply a chocolate pie
2)to Rosie it is the vagina of an african or of a woman that considers themself an african
"Hey guys i have a chocolate pie" Rosie P.

"always eatin my chocolate pie always eatin my chocolate pie" that chaldean guy and akon
by ya i have both...so what..?
chocolate pie by theschneider October 5, 2008

Chocolate Pie 

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
Chocolate Pie by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...
Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie 

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.
I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

chocolate pussy pie 

A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.
It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!