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Chmiel Rule

A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.
Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0

B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).
by ShrapnelMagnet June 5, 2011
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Chmo

Russian prison slang rude and disparaging word for a worthless, despicable, morally, and physically completely fallen man.
1. — Hey, Chmo! Come suck my dick!

2. — Have you seen her new boyfriend?

— Oh, yeah! What a chmo!
by iamshiva3000 August 14, 2017
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CHMod

("Change mode") The Unix command and system call to change the access permissions of a named file. Each file (directory, device, etc.) has nine kinds of access which can be allowed or denied. Different permissions apply to the owner of the file, the members of the group the file belongs to, and all users. Each of these classes of user (owner, group and other) can have permission to read, write or execute the file. Chmod can also set various other mode bits for a file or directory such as the sticky bit and the set user id bit.
Before you finish installing the software for your website, you must CHMod all of the files to 777.
by illEATurHARTout March 28, 2004
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Fanny Chmelar

Fanny Chmelar is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
Wow! Look at that Fanny Chmelar go!
by upsidedownface October 28, 2011
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Tomek Chmiel

Tomek Chmiel
by fluffyballbag October 21, 2009
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chmok

describes kissing sound; primarily used in Russian/Slavic chat rooms.
d00d101: alright then, i gtg
chicklette: ttyl chmok
by 1iJaCk June 5, 2007
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chmielinski

Someone who excels academically, athletically, socially, and personality wise. They are the life of the party and everybody wants to be around them. This person is perfect and there is no denying it.

Can be shortened to "chmi"
Blobelle is so chmielinski, everybody wants to be friends with him.
Man, you're so chmi, I wish I were you.
by the one and only Grett May 4, 2015
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