Chinese version of a guidette. Just like a guidette a chinette is the female counterpart to the guido. Although a chinette appears to have the same characteristics as a guidette, a chinette has squinty eyes, often replaces the letter 'L' with the letter 'R' when speaking and doesn't need to use a hair straightener.
Speaking Chinette:
Saying "Hello!"
in Chinette- "Herro!"
Saying "I can't complete my time sheet, can you please help me?"
in Chinette- "I can't comprete my time sheet, can you prease herp me?"
Saying "Hello!"
in Chinette- "Herro!"
Saying "I can't complete my time sheet, can you please help me?"
in Chinette- "I can't comprete my time sheet, can you prease herp me?"
by JAG6986 August 21, 2011
Get the Chinette mug.A Chivette is a female that is such an attention whore she will pose nearly nude in several suggestive ways and post the pictures on theChive.com so people will argue over how sexy she is in the comment sections such as that of the DAR.
She will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. Also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.
She will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. Also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.
Craig: "Did you see #35 on today's DAR?"
Phil: "Sure did! That Chivette looked like Sasha Grey with that ass except she doesn't get paid like a pornstar!"
Craig: "Chive on!"
Phil: "Sure did! That Chivette looked like Sasha Grey with that ass except she doesn't get paid like a pornstar!"
Craig: "Chive on!"
by tsukasu July 24, 2014
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by tyltalis February 11, 2015
Get the chivette mug.A woman who takes pride in herself, not only for her innate beauty, whether big or small, but also for her actions that help to make a better life for society in general. She accomplishes this through donating items or raising funds (and encouraging others to do so) for charitable organizations and individuals who are in real need. She does most of this while being part of a Local Chive Chapter or asking that (or many other) Chive Chapters to be involved in her fundraising efforts. Some Chivettes may appear on www.TheChive.com and others may never. Some Chivettes may drink when they go to group events and others may never…. Chivettes come in all sizes shapes, attitudes, and colors from all over the world… The one thing we have in common is that we want to empower each other and do good for others. This is the true meaning of being a Chivette.
Amy, Sharon, and Melissa had such a great time volunteering, raising money, and running at the Atlanta Cupid Undie Run! It was great to find out how much all the Chivers and Chivettes from our local Atlanta Area Chivers group raised for these children with brain cancer!
by MHMAAC February 24, 2015
Get the Chivette mug.A Chivette is a female who recognizes the awesomeness that is the Chive.
She... frequents thechive.com.
occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy
knows and loves DAR.
takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.
is the perfect woman.
She... frequents thechive.com.
occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy
knows and loves DAR.
takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.
is the perfect woman.
by MeMilan37 June 2, 2011
Get the Chivette mug.A female who is a regular reader of theChive.com, is familiar with the DAR, DMA and the other awesomeness that is theChive.com. Known for being laid back, able to keep calm, have a good time and enjoy the more awesome things in life mixed with randomness and the occasional motivational poster. Is comfortable with her sexuality and usually willing to share photographs of herself for hump day, the DAR, DMA, or just for the simple sake of sharing stress-relieving and sexy imagery with the other Chivers.
Generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the Chiver community, will welcome other Chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.
Always responds to a call of "Chive on!"
Generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the Chiver community, will welcome other Chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.
Always responds to a call of "Chive on!"
I thought that girl was amazing when I first met her, right up until I found out she was a Chivette. Now I know she's perfect.
by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011
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