Chimped 

The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.

"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"

Chimped by magigs October 9, 2008

Chimped 

Ghosting someone for 17 days because you're taking a quick shower.

Heading to my mates place for a summer time BBQ, but I chimped them and it's now september

Chimped by Tdiz123 January 15, 2019

chimped out 

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.

My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.

chimped out by Schmebar June 3, 2018

chimped up 

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

chimped up by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

Travis the Chimped 

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

Travis the Chimped by jstruggs February 24, 2009

chumped 

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

chumped by running out of patience February 28, 2009

chirped out 

While driving a car. To burn rubber, peel out but only for a short period of time to make a short chirpping sound.

I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out

chirped out by meshhat February 7, 2009