childrens

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"
"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony
by chris morrell December 21, 2007
mugGet the childrensmug.

children

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
Children: the worst STD.
by Ezlo July 27, 2008
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childrens

singular of children..
as redefined by George W Bush
..."childrens do learn"
a typical response being..
"i knows they does"
by chris morrell December 21, 2007
mugGet the childrensmug.

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
mugGet the Childrenmug.

children

telling my children to clean the kitchen.
by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020
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childrens

Plural of children,as used by an arsehole.
.."childrens do learn" Dubya Bush
by chris morrell January 6, 2008
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Children

The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.

(This is a complete joke oopsie)
Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
by Awesomereads June 15, 2018
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