chickshit

crappy books written by and for women ...chicklit can be good, chickshit never is

Eat Pray Love is a self-indulgent example of the rampant chickshit on the literary market these days.

by mllp April 26, 2008

Chicksicle

A frozen concoction of various succulent chicken parts skewered on a popsicle stick. It is eaten the same way you would eat a popsicle. Yum!

This Polish delicacy was invented by Andy K and is featured on the menu of his Chicago restaurant, Zatrucie Pokarmowe.

I just tried the best Polish food ever! You have to get the chicksicle from Zatrucie Pokarmowe! It's to die for!

by andypolak November 8, 2008

chickchismo

1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

Blanche sure used her chickchismo to get what she wanted today!

by Vlad the Impaler August 23, 2006

chickchismo

The bizarre odor that permeates the air in the vicinity of chicks who don't bath regularly, especially after 'that time of the month' they're always bragging about. It's somewhere between three day old road kill and an old tuna boat muffler. Lots of 'em will try all sorts of crotch deodorants, but it's useless: most got it, few don't. Don't cry your deceiving little eyes out girls, it's nothing soap won't cure for a few moments.

Goddamn, have we run over a seafaring skunk, or did someone shit a tuna fish? No, dad, that's sis and mom's chickchismo in the back.

by hoze-a September 14, 2008

chikihipalotus

n. Technical term for vagina.

I want your chikihipalotus.

by Joey Ptashinski October 9, 2007

chicksicle

A chick (or girl) so delicious that you want to lick her all over.

Man that was some hot chicksicle. Left me hungry for more.

Dam I need to find me a chicksicle.

by sexy_girl2010 February 5, 2010

Chickspin

When a woman takes something you said, and spins it into something completely different

When a woman misinterprets nearly everything you say, hearing only the made up thoughts in her mind.

A technique often employed by women to drive men crazy.

Woman: Would you like me to make lasagne tonight?

Man: Not really in the mood for Italian, had some last weekend.

Woman: (angrily) So you don't like my lasagne?!?!

Man: That's not even close to what I said, don't use that chickspin crap on me!!!

by Devil RedRocker April 8, 2011