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chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"
by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021
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Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.
The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.
by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012
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bag of chestnuts

A sexual move performed by a man on a woman in which the scrotum (i.e. nut sack) is raked and in some cases smeared across the breasts (i.e. mammaries). The move may further include dipping the scrotum in the woman's mouth and/or a declaratory statement proclaiming that the woman is the recipient of a bag or sack of chestnuts.
I gave my girlfriend a bag of chestnuts last night and she was all about it.
by Dinger IOIO November 16, 2009
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roasted chestnuts

when you put your balls into someones mouth and fart
Dude, I just gave her roasted chestnuts!
by MsEmaMac September 19, 2009
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pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
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roasted sweet chestnuts

Ohjiro's favorite.
Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-
by Jolt327 June 2, 2004
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Kenny chestnuts

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts
by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020
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