Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010

cheetos

Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.

Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!

by C Tan April 14, 2006

cheetos

Term for Trump supporters.

As in, "Did you see all the Cheetos at that Trump rally? All five of them?"

by Flying Thesaurus March 15, 2017

Cheetos

1. a cheese flavored snack that is orange colored. Eaten.

2. a cheese flavored powder that is orange colored. Sniffed.

Not to be confused with Doritos, which are only compatible with the mexican nose. If you sniff Doritos, you're fucked. On the other hand, eating it is just fine.

1. Kid A - "Hey Jason, lets go to the 7/11 to get some cheetos"

Kid B - "That sounds like a great idea Sean! I just love those cheese flavored snacks that are orange colored."

2. Adult A - "Hey man, you wanna go get some cheetos?"

Adult B - "Dude, I heard that if you did cheetos at this campus you get kicked out! And besides, where are we gonna find a cheetos dealer?"

Adult A - "Whats life without a few risks? My cousin told me this great guy for cheetos. Lets go there this Saturday."

Adult B - "Cool man. I always wanted some of that cheese flavored powder that is orange colored!"

3. Chester Cheetah is a prominent figure in the cheetos sniffing market/industry. To date, he has sniffed 58.3 billion bags of cheetos.

by easydown January 26, 2011

Cheetos

Cheese snacks that taste good but will give you the shits if you eat too many

These cheetos are so good!!! *4 hours later* Aww shit, my stomach is killing me!!!! Why the fuck did I eat that whole bag of cheetos?!?!?

by Robb19 November 28, 2016

Cheetos

Cheetah, but plural.
Also a name for a crispy delicious snack made by Frito-lay

"Look at all these cheetos!"
"Those cheetos run so fast when theyr together!"

by Dr Trap October 19, 2020

Cheetos

Short for cheater's uno

These motherfuckers had to play cheetos, don't they?

by neko666 May 10, 2021