Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
by mankered up April 21, 2014
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by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018
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Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.
When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"
by Skytzro May 6, 2019
Get the brazilian cheesecake mug.You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.
I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.
by KZOO269 June 14, 2019
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Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.
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by Soob March 19, 2004
Get the Cheeseball mug.The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.
by shadendays November 15, 2009
Get the Telford Cheesecake mug.(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019
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