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woke up and chose chaos

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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chatslot41

Redneck obsessed with BBC (big black cocks)
He is obsessed with BBC, he's a chatslot41
by nobody.22 December 29, 2022
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Operation Chaos

Injecting that time-honored, sauce-for-the-goose principle into 2008 democrat politics, talk show host Rush Limbaugh goaded Texas and Ohio Republicans to cross over and cast their primary ballots for Hillary. In the hope of narrowing the lead amassed by Barack Obama and perpetuating a bitter democrat fracas, thousands of loyal Republicans held their collective nose and rallied to do the unthinkable -- vote for a <expletive deleted> Clinton.

And was it ever successful!

Just as Limbaugh, red-faced and pounding the desk with laughter, was reveling at the tumult he had single-handedly incited, several networks began broadcasting scathing, hate-filled, and anti-American sermon excerpts of Obama's mentor, the Farakahnesque black-racist bigot Jeremiah Wright of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago.

Then all hell broke loose.

Obama, with the wheels of "hope" coming off his wagon of "change," was forced into damage-control mode to stop his plummeting poll numbers. Threatened with a return to square one as the pre-post-racial candidate, he bobbed, he weaved, he feinted ... but he resolutely refused to repudiate his beloved pastor. And (off camera) Hillary cheered.

Now they're in a real pickle. The democrat electorate, like schmucks duped by the barnum effect, chose an unvetted nominee with a snowball's chance in Kenya of winning the general election. But if the party's Superdelegates override the voters in the hope of a November win, many blacks will surely revolt and assure a democrat defeat.
A classic pincer movement, Limbaugh's Operation Chaos ensnared Democrats in a battle pitting the politics of genitalia against the politics of skin pigmentation.

Thanks to Operation Chaos, whoever wins, Democrats lose.
by I. "Who Sane" Myars March 18, 2008
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where's that damn fourth chaos emerald

An internet meme that orignated from sega's "Shadow The Hedgehog." In a level cutscene shadow is looking for the 4th chaos emerald and he see's Tails who has the damn 4th chaos emerald.
by jared the hedgehog November 17, 2011
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Chaos Dunk

A slam dunk so cool that it caused a disaster killing millions in New York causing basketball to be made illegal. The Chaos Dunk was, at first, only thought to be able to be performed by Charles Barkley, but another Chaos Dunk occurs in Manhattan when Charles is not present, which are the opening events on the computer game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
"The Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order"
by Tacticalcraptical June 4, 2009
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chatoholic

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.
b_radmegalopolis was your typical chatoholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the chatroom month after month, year after year.
by captainquirk February 26, 2009
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Team Chaos

When you support the outcome that leads to the most craziness and unpredictability, just because it's more fun and interesting that way. Often used to describe sports scenarios, but can apply to anything.
1) I know that logically we should hope for the top two seeded teams to face off in the championship because they deserve, but I'm Team Chaos, so I hope every single game is an upset.

2) Jane Smith is really qualified to be a mayor after her years as a public servant and she would do a great job, but how funny would it be 18-year-old aspiring rapper John Doe won? I'm Team Chaos, so I gotta vote for him.
by adsdasadsaasd July 29, 2017
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