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charcarodon pteryops giganticus

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.
The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.
by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003
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Chacone

1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.
1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.
by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013
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charborg

a shiny bald headed furry. three feet tall. fear him.
Charborg is a furry.
by Bluboi June 7, 2022
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God's Chariot

BMW e30 is an icon for it's dominance in the rally and racing world in the 80's era with it's legendary BMW performance and handling.
wow, that's a nice e30, that's the god's chariot you have right there.
by Gath1 September 12, 2011
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Chacoffee

Jonathan's favourite drink is chacoffee
by JH Choco June 1, 2018
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activated charcoal

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.
Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.
by tonitewedineinhell April 9, 2008
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charhog

a lazy slob that sleeps all day and refuses to do any honest work of any kind.
Get off your lazy ass and get a job you stupid charhog
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
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