valiant charger

The Valiant Charger is an Australian car that was born in 1971 with the vh. in a 2 door shape and a shorter wheel base than other valiants. the E49 model made in 1972 could do the quarter mile in 14.4 seconds making it the fastest accelerating Australian car made for many years, with 226kw coming from a 265ci straight 6 with triple twin throat weber carbs. its most famous wearing the "vitamin c" paint job. despite what some think the Charger was always faster than the GTHO falcon, which had a v8. the falcon was only the fastest australian 4 door. the Charger was the fastest.

Valiant Chargers are the best cars ever made.

by Danny Valiant June 11, 2006

hard charger

A nickname that U.S. Marines call eachother when referring to an individual Marine that does their job well and is well respected among other Marines.

Sgt Lucas is a hard charger. He stayed until 1900 last night just to finish all of this extra work, and THEN ran a 10k this morning!

by jaynahc April 5, 2009

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Chaucer

The original urban dictionary in the English language, the medieval poet Geoffrey Chaucer wrote in the vernacular, or the language of the common people. The Canterbury Tales, for example, is a collection of stories filled with plenty of swearing, slang, and fart jokes.

courtly poet: "Rident stolidi verba Latina!"
Chaucer: "Fuck that. I'm writing in English."

by Thomas Sartorius April 13, 2008

charcarodon pteryops giganticus

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.

The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

Pioneer charter school of science 1

A nest of thots and ugly wanna be fuck boys that can’t do shit in their lives. Yes the teachers are wack too. If you get accepted do your self a favor and run as far as fuck as you can

Pioneer charter school of science 1 is ass

by Dragindeznuts September 5, 2018

James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019