jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object

1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass

by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009

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Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

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Ass Crank Cock Stank

When you give a girl anal, pull that shit out and make her take a whiff of your dominance.

Ass crank cock stank

by CottNPickNNigger September 30, 2017

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ass chunk

when you grunt a loaf and chunks of hardened poo drop into the toilet

"jon ate too much pasta and got ass chunks the next morning"

by Thugbunniefolife March 16, 2007

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Chocolate Chunk My Ass

1.)a phrase that can be used as a greeting. It has no definite definition.

2.)Expletive that can be used for any situation
3.)Known to enhance the movie To Kill A Mockingbird

Person #1: "Hey bro"
Person #2: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass"

Teacher: "Pop quiz today! This counts as 100 points!"
Student: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass!"

Atticus Finch: "You're gonna hear some ugly talk about this in school. But I want you to promise me one thing: Chocolate Chunk My Ass"

Miss Maudie Atkinson: "Jem"
Jem: "Yes Ma'am"

Miss Maudie Atkinson: "I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us, like that one time when Atticus Finch Chocolate Chunked My Ass"
Jem: "Oh, well"

by Mr.Gibls November 17, 2010

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