Timothée Chalamet

the most sexiest man in the world, other than less very talented

"timothée chalamet is an angel"

by localcokewhore May 13, 2020

Timothée Chalamet

A VERY BEAUTIFUL MAN WHO WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMN Timothée Chalamet is so fucking attractive.

by jejJEJjej April 24, 2020

timothee chalamet

the hottest person alive

girl 1: omg i met timothee chalamet last night! he was SO HOT
girl 2: no wayyy

by yuhhhgetittoitttt April 25, 2020

Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.

by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013

Calum Hood

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.

by saudadeskies July 17, 2016

Chalan

Mexican word for a helper or assistant usually in the manual labor department such as construction roofing etc.

Ese pinchi chalan no sirve ni pa limpiarse el culo!!

by Culoeater69 May 29, 2019

Timothée Chalamet

The hottest fucking human being ever to live, but also possibly the sweetest. It’s almost as if he has two settings, really. He’s the sweetest, shyest, kindest person when you sit him down to talk, but on the red carpet, one word: damn. I want to be his best friend. He seems like a genuinely nice person to be around, I’d buy him all the bagels. His music taste is immaculate, he is immaculate. He is such a talented actor, with so much potential and so much success in everything he does. Truly God’s masterpiece. Timmy, if you’re reading this, my IG is @emlizabeths :)

Em: I love Timothée Chalamet and not just for that one video of him dancing in slo-mo

Also Em: hell yeah, he’s possibly the most talented actor of our time!

by Emlizabeths May 6, 2020