chaking

To get dicked over or to have something taken right out from under you. A form of rape without lube usually only performed by his majesty in the dirty dova

Man i was at work at the ODI yesterday helping these custy's and next thing i know i got chakinged.

by KBroChill June 25, 2008

chakes

verb
1. To mock or belittle through the use of a barrage of often repetitive, insulting and hilarious .jpg images found on the internet.

2. To torture bubbrubb until he seeks the solace of his transvestite dog.

Bubbrubb was chakes'd until he sought the solace of his transvestite dog.

by Your Bestest Friend January 12, 2009

Chake

to be cheap and fake

She's so chake for not coming to class because she knew we were gonna hang out during and after; her chakeness is getting to my nerves; stop being so chake and come out with us to the bars!

by Rach110 October 20, 2017

Wake and Chake

The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.

Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.

Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?

Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.

by boo&brasen January 25, 2011

Chake

When a man inserts his penis between a door/closet and a doorframe and then slams it shut, either as a punishment or sexual pleasure.

Nurse: "Did you find out what happened to the man's penis?"

Doctor: "Yes, he decided to chake; the door slamming shut snapped his meat."

by IkeaCop69 June 2, 2024

Chake

Originally was used for chicken and a snake, but has upgraded to the B WORD

OMG YOUr SUCH A CHAKE!!! 🐔🐍

by Jennayyy April 27, 2019

Chake

to slam your door shut against your penis

I decided to chake today for fun.

by BaloneyCheeks May 25, 2024