chauch bag

Worse than a douche bag, the drunk guy at the bar who thinks hes a hardass!

That guy up at the bar in the nascar cutoff is a fucking chauch bag!

Hey, that chauch bag just called you a pussy!

by Tyler S. April 27, 2008

Coach bag whore

a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.

friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"

Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"

by dudelistico2012 August 11, 2011

Coach bag

a leather goods company that now makes all their bags in China and the quality isn't half as good. Their only worth buying at a department store on sale because they're over-priced at the actually Coach stores and not worth paying full price for.

Lady 1: "Let's head over to The Bay. They have sales on the Coach bags there".

Lady 2: "Ya I would rather buy a coach bag on sale. They make their products in China now!"

by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011

coach bag

A girl who will spread for status-defining gifts and favours, such as a Coach Bag.

That bitch from south county is a real Coach Bag.

by Journeys mom October 23, 2007

chach bagel

Look up chach. But this is a conjuction of chach which means the person who is a said chach is more and/or less then a chach seeing as though they have a hole in them. Or this is a person who is a chach but they try to be a non-chach, if you will.

An example of a chach bagel is a person i've known for a while and his name is Steven Smitka.

by Razmo Teh Bazmo November 25, 2007

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

choch bagger

some who is exhibiting choch like behaviors to a new level. usualy his straightened hair or wears 2 or more polo shirts. may also wear skinny jeans or black emo hair because they think it makes them look deep. Also looks like a girl from the back. also works as a generic insult.

guy 1. hey see that choch bagger over there?
guy 2. o yeah tyler hes such a choch bagger with straightened hair.
guy 1. lets beat him up
guy 2. YEA

by tyler coulter June 10, 2009