certifiedalani

That one mf on tiktok that will never get Affagato Cookie no matter how hard they try 🙃

wa.fflu: "Hey do you have Affogato Cookie yet?"
certifiedalani: "NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

by Sea Fairy Cookie March 2, 2022

certifiedandromedastan

the best ravenclaw out there fr. so slay and so pretty, literally the best tiktoker abt the marauders. amazing with picking specfic songs to go w the marauders era characters (especially lana songs). number one lana stan fr!! also obsessed w anna karenina. my fav mutual ever and such an amazing friend fr!

jack: who is the best tiktoker about marauders era things

sarah: definitely certifiedandromedastan!

by blindassmf June 27, 2022

certifiedgoatkiller

He is a WV rap legend who is known by that nickname. Certifiedgoatkiller is one of his albums.

The certifiedgoatkiller is coming into town for a musical event.

by The Moon Wolf August 29, 2023

certifiedlarp

sexiest remorse member and also runs the doxxing branch shinyo

certifiedlarp is such a lil cutie pie >.<

by certifiedlarp October 7, 2023

certifiedasher

Game developer of DeathRunners, rumours are spread about him witnessing the blue nemesis of all pink allies, Patrick Koenigz, the owner of DeathRun 2 Go himself.

certifiedasher is being defined by everything they can come up with.

by NotActuallyAsher October 11, 2025