ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

psycho-ceramics

Derogatory term used for people with mental illnesses.

"We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind."-R.P. McMurphey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

by Bromden July 2, 2006

ceramic defecatorium

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

psycho ceramic

crack pot

you have to be mad to do that, he must have been psycho ceramic

by Kuje September 16, 2009

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

Ceramic phone to God

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.

"aw God!"
*bleurgh*

by moodus March 13, 2005