Celebritits

One's way of describing the spotting of a female celebrity displaying a deep cleavage.

Steve: "So, did you end up going to the Oscars?"
Glenn: "Yes, I did"
Steve: "How was it?"
Glenn: "Well, it was horrible but at least I got to see a lot of celebritits"

by Slim "P" May 18, 2010

celebritney

A famous person who destroys their fan base by acting like a complete loser.

The prom queen became a celebritney when the nude pictures hit the internet. Or Lindsey Lohan is pulling a celebritney.

by S. Wmson October 21, 2007

celebrian

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

celebriton

a famous British person, a British celebrity (from "celebrity" + "briton")

Frank: I saw Hugh Grant yesterday in Central Park.
Jen: This celebriton? No kidding!

by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011

Celebrian

Either:
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009

celebritarian

This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.

"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.

by Adam Laughlin June 2, 2005