Noun - Used to describe perma-fried, middle-class white guys who go to festivals as much as possible selling drugs, snacks, and glass at said festivals, much like wooks.
The festival was great, but it would have been way better if I wasn't being stopped by a Caucasian Shepherd every 20 steps.
by Giibbz July 28, 2023
Get the Caucasian Shepherd mug.a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.
guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"
guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"
guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"
guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"
guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"
by derper44 February 23, 2011
Get the caucasian snerp n derp mug.It is what little asian babies do when they see a white caucasian man who lives in Asia. They stair for a few additional seconds.
by Kuehlstein February 22, 2018
Get the Caucasian stair mug.by Phee.phi.pho.phum. April 11, 2021
Get the Caucasian Swirl mug.Terrorism is Caucasian Provelege at its ugliest.
Osama Bin Ladin, Caucasian man with billionaire parents and a college education, flew airplanes into World Trade Towers in the USA.
Omar Mateen, Caucasian man with millionaire parents who fled Afghanistan and own a TV station in Florida, shot up a nightclub. Caucasians with billionaire parents from Bangladesh bombed a luxury hotel in Sri Lanka; Sri Lankan government had the Caucasian Provelege to label them as "Middle class", Evan though one of them owns a factory.
My colonizer? Caucasian man with billionaire parents; makes it his life goal to rape, colonize, culturally appropriate and be racist to an under -priveleged girl of color (who also happens to be the only Native American girl to ever have existed) AND insist that he is the victim.
Free Palestine? Over-privileged Caucasians with billionaire parents using Daddy's billions to launch military-grade weapons at Israel, Roman ruins in the background.
Taj Mahal in the background of slums in India.
No accomplishments other than pointedly refusing to work, attempting to convince under-privelehed girls of color that Caucasians aren't Caucasian, and showing the ugliness of Caucasians.
Osama Bin Ladin, Caucasian man with billionaire parents and a college education, flew airplanes into World Trade Towers in the USA.
Omar Mateen, Caucasian man with millionaire parents who fled Afghanistan and own a TV station in Florida, shot up a nightclub. Caucasians with billionaire parents from Bangladesh bombed a luxury hotel in Sri Lanka; Sri Lankan government had the Caucasian Provelege to label them as "Middle class", Evan though one of them owns a factory.
My colonizer? Caucasian man with billionaire parents; makes it his life goal to rape, colonize, culturally appropriate and be racist to an under -priveleged girl of color (who also happens to be the only Native American girl to ever have existed) AND insist that he is the victim.
Free Palestine? Over-privileged Caucasians with billionaire parents using Daddy's billions to launch military-grade weapons at Israel, Roman ruins in the background.
Taj Mahal in the background of slums in India.
No accomplishments other than pointedly refusing to work, attempting to convince under-privelehed girls of color that Caucasians aren't Caucasian, and showing the ugliness of Caucasians.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 9, 2024
Get the Caucasian Shame/Terrorism mug.The smile that a caucasian male typically renders upon making eye contact with a stranger. This typically includes a head nod as well.
Can be considered a sign of mutual respect.
Can be considered a sign of mutual respect.
I was waiting in line at the DMV and upon making eye contact with the man waiting behind me, he gave me the typical Caucasian Smile".
by MrSweetFace April 25, 2024
Get the Caucasian Smile mug.Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
by Leesuhh November 2, 2009
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