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capslocky

In fanfiction, or any writing really, when characters take a tone of voice that one would image to be outraged. The author therefore if forced to not only conclude the character's outburst with an exclamation point (or several) but also use caplock to make sure the character's fit is fittish enough.
In this scene, in which Harry is talking to some adult figure, most likely Remus Lupin or Professor McGonagall, he is being quite capslocky:

"Harry, I know you are upset about the Headmaster..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!"

"Harry, honestly, you really--"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WON'T LEAVE ALONE TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY BECAUSE ALL OF MY LOVED ONES ARE DEAD!!!!1 YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! DON'T EVEN TRY!"

"Harry--"

"DON'T HARRY ME!"

"Fine." ::walks away::

::Sobs:: "No one knows me anymore." ::Is depressed::
by R. P. December 7, 2006
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catlock

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.
"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."
by Erin Jordan April 5, 2008
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Capslock Harry

1) Generation of Angsty, Emo Teenagers

2) Needless yelling.

3) Yelling and Complaining all the time.

In reference to Book 5:Order of the Phoenix of Harry Potter Series;In which Harry is angsty for nearly the whole book, and needless screams at friends or superiors in almost every volume.
SAMPLE 1: Capslock Harry will be the definition for the youth of today.

SAMPLE 2:

Person1: Hey, quit it with the Capslock Harry, I'm on your side.
Person2: Sorry, pms.
by erisdoll June 9, 2009
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Capslock Moment

A "Capslock Moment" is that special gleeful moment when you discover something awesome, and have to shout out loud, but can't. So you type with the Capslock key on in order to demonstrate this.
"Psst.. Terry just got his first lap dance!"

"OMG! HE DID!?"

"Did you just have a Capslock Moment?"
by Antihero December 25, 2008
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As you type everything that exists in your keyboard, your body slowly transform into boredom itself, you have passed all definitions of boredom and now you ARE the boredom. You have far passed the limits of boredom and you have now reached the ultimate meaning of boredom, philosophy, life, universe, existence, it is... get back to work you lazy sh*t!
I am now boredom itself, you will never stop me, i have typed "escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12PrintScreenInsertDelete`1234567890-=BackspaceTabqwertyuiop\CapsLockasdfghjkl;'EnterShiftzxcvbnm,./ShiftUparrowCtrlFnWindowAlt AltCtrlLeftarrowDownarrowRightarrow" !
by RadoNaemL August 31, 2021
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Catlock

When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."

"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"

"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."

"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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Capslock March

A celebration in the month of March where Caps Locking is utilized for an entire 31 days.
IM'er 1:hey man, you going to the game tonight?

IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.

IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?

IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.

IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!

IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.
by Chet Stonebreaker December 9, 2009
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