catlapper

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

CATFLAPPED

A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.

You just got CATFLAPPED

by Foxcolt April 21, 2015

cat slap

To repeatedly slap a vagina until it's purple.

Hey conor,your mom enjoys a good cat slap!

by Ooogalie Boogalie May 7, 2003

catflap

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011

catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

by Davedawg April 15, 2007

cat slap

The act of vigorously grinding vaginas

Did you see christy and beth cat slapping in the office?

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

catflap

swings both ways - bisexual

Dayam, she's such a catflap. She did me AND my boyfriend.

by LadyLazarus August 2, 2004