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Catholic church

What liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems.
They call it racist even though every latino is catholic
by Vh levanta December 22, 2009
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Catholic Church

N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.
Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"
by FelixHunter November 23, 2014
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Catholic Church

As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".
Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.

Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.
by IHateEveryone October 26, 2018
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the scandal in the Catholic Church

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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