CatLap

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

catflattered

When someone uses your pictures to create a fake Facebook profile and catfish other people, causing you to be angry and flattered. Hence, catflattered.

I found my pictures on someone else's Facebook profile. I'm catflattered.

by K. Brink. February 25, 2013

Catflapped

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

by Dabbo July 12, 2021

Cat Flap

A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.

Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.

by tropical October 17, 2007

Holding hands through the capflap

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009

catlapper

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

CATFLAPPED

A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.

You just got CATFLAPPED

by Foxcolt April 21, 2015