Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cactus content

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

Cactus content

The act of being prickly

The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content

by Ragerace March 15, 2020

Cactus shadows highschool

a school full of privileged white kids who biggest worries is what they r gonna wear tomorrow. All the freshman and sophomore are thots. All the white boys in sophomore year are in a nudes group chat. and and short kid named Isaac is a bitch. No diversity like there only 2 black people. Everyone thinks there’s the shit. White kids think that they can say the NWORD when they cant

You see those white thots over there yeah they probably go to cactus shadows highschool

by Irieieifidieieieixicikde September 26, 2019

Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013

Cancus

If someone calls you a "Penis" instead of a "Dick", Calling someone a "Cancus" would be instead of a "Cunt". So it is pretty much a more polite way to call someone a cunt, equivalent to calling someone a "Penis".

"Hi Martin, how was your day today?"

"It was fine Devin! Except for this one guy who tried to snoodle with me..."
"Ya... What a Cancus"

by bluebee January 24, 2017