Custofucker

A slang term used by employees at a restaurant (mainly a fast food restaurant) to describe irritating or unpleasant customers.

My day at work today was pleasant, except for a few custofuckers that got mad waiting for their food when they clearly saw the long line ahead of them, but decided to order anyway.

by asiankid2181 May 10, 2009

Catastrofuck

A catastrophic screw up of gigantic proportions. A monumental mistake resulting in unimaginable damage.

Upon jumping out of the airplane, the skydiver reaches for the rip cord to pull the parachute--only to discover he's wearing his back-pack containing a sleeping bag. This terrible catastrofuck will cause him to quickly plummet to his death rather than gently glide to the ground.

by MrEguy September 23, 2008

catastrofuck

Iraq, circa 2006.

First coined by Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show". In his words, "when a hellhole hits a cataclysm".

"The situation in Vietnam during the late 60s and early 70s can best be described as a catastrofuck."

by Edokko October 4, 2006

catastrofuck

When a Hellhole meets a Cataclysm.

"What is it when a hellhole meets a cataclysm... Oh yeah, a catastrofuck" ~Jon Stewart

by Kurobei October 5, 2006

catastrofuck

The punctuation symbolizing when a hell-hole hits a castrophe:

;...(

Coined by Jon Stewart.

"Holy Christ! That's the biggest car crash I've ever seen at a children's hospital;...( What a Catastrofuck!"

by Shira__ January 5, 2007

catastrofuck

Worse than the worst possible situation you can imagine.

"What do you call it when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? Oh yes...a catastrofuck. I just coined that phrase, didn't I?"
-- John Stewart
The Daily Show
10/2/2006

by Shinarae Lluminus October 4, 2006

Catastrofuck

n. A cross between a clusterfuck and a catastrophe. When everything goes wrong at once

They stole my car which had all my money and my dog in it then ran over my momma while stealing it. That day was such a Catastrofuck

by Sweetbuttlovin July 15, 2020