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Castellani is usually named to Italians named Noah. Castellans people are the guardians of the castles of Rome. Castellans is very very sexy, has a great sense of humor!
That castellani boy is sooooo hot!
by Dude dude 123 February 23, 2018
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dan castellano

rare unknown being that has a humongous nose
by nickvee613 April 6, 2017
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Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.
"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011
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Linda Cardellini

A hot wholesome actress, known for LEGALLY BLONDE, SCOOBY DOO films, DADDY'S HOME films, FREAKS AND GEEKS, GREEN BOOK & THE FOUNDER among others, F&G being her breakthrough., In DADDY's HOME looks slightly like Jennifer Garner. In DADDY's HOME she played wife of Will Ferrell, one of the most funniest men currently on the planet.
Man, is that Linda Cardellini HOT!
In DADDY's HOME, she is the MILF I'd do in a New York minute.
by ESSJAY June 8, 2019
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Valerie Castellano

She's very beautiful. She comes from Texas and deserves all the love.
Oh god I love her already!!
"My heart is pounding for her, she is Valerie Castellano!"
by bad flirt😍 September 27, 2021
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Castellón (de la Plana)

Hot city with lots of gorgeus girls, great beaches, beautiful mountains, and better fuck. Actually full of Romanians (near 60.000). We have a great rivalry with the poshies of Valencia and the provincials from Villarreal.
by Kike January 10, 2005
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Luke Castellan

Luke Castellan the main antagonist other than Kronos basically he’s sketchy time dudes side kick who was a little bit too interested with a certain little girl called annabeth….
Person one:Hey that’s a Luke Castellan

Person two: what are you talking about that’s just a guy with daddy issues?!
by Yes.I.like.dionosaurs August 10, 2021
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