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carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.
Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.
by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014
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Carpool

Driving multiple people to a single event to help one another out
Hey, why don’t we carpool and I will take the kids to practice so that skank mom Amy can stay back, maybe not take home any of the husbands... again.
by KattyWompus February 10, 2019
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Carpool

A carpool is when you cum so much in your car that it creates a pool of cum in there car.

Example: quick we have to clean up this carpool before my girlfriend sees it.
Wow this is a big carpool.
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Carpool

When 2 or more men simultaneously jerk off into the same toilet, sending their children together off to school.
We will never have children of our own since we alwayz carpool together.
by pittycent & Hicksie April 1, 2009
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carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.
Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.
by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015
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carpooling

Carpooling- since sports make people tired out but yet they get exercise, carpooling can be considered a sport because you also get tired out by watching the people you are with in the car and making sure they dont cause trouble. and you get exercise by yelling at them and telling them to shutup and sit down so the cops dont see them when you run a red light.
carpooling.
by smexay! March 9, 2009
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Carpool

Two men and two women, usually roommates, having group sex.
I wanted to get with her and her roommate, and considering she liked my roommate, we decided to have a go at a carpool.
by ajohnson1701 January 14, 2008
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