carpetmuncher

one who munches on many carpets and gets monkey burn on their left eyebrows.
Yo i herd Jorgan Buster is a fuckin cock sucking carpetmuncher!
by bran buster October 24, 2003
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CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.
Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER
by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 08, 2017
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