Carnation

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"

by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013

caniption

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

Green Carnation

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.

"A vision, a call
In times before my fall
In life before I became
I dreamed I was insane"

by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003

carection

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

by myanacondado June 6, 2016

caritina

The sweetest person you will ever meet. Funny, pretty, loving. She's the type of girl you can tell anything to and she won't say a word to anyone else

Damn caritina is great I want her in my life

by Icouldntfigureoutaname1 February 21, 2017

pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation

In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.

by nicmeister February 4, 2009

unsure-cognition

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.

After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition

by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005