Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by largepeople. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers
Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!
the unique ability for a person to MASTER a task to the extent they are deemed a "carnie." these tasks can range from "nintendo duckhunt" to "shoveling." this person completes a task at an above average performance level winning the title of being the "carnie."
"have you seen ali's drawings? she carnied the shit out of them."
"honey, come look at the piper's yard. floyd just symmetrically crosscut his lawn in 23 minutes! what a carnie!"