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Carlisle

small town. hell on earth until you leave. heaven on earth until u get back.
"im from carlisle"
"dude, that town is sooo cute"
"I know. its amazing i love it"
*** goes home***
"I hate this fucking small ass town"
by pseudonym60020010909060 April 23, 2010
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Carlisle

Carlisle is a small city of around 70,000 people (2001 census) located in north-west England, ten miles from the Scottish Border. With its origins in Roman pre-Christian Britain, Carlisle, Cumbria came long before any other Carlisle, especially that vampire from those shit-house books.

The Roman settlement of Luguvalium was built atop the older Northumbrian town of Caer Luel - literally Luel's Castle. The Latin name translates to roughly the same meaning. The town is thought to have been named for the Celtic god Lugos, the namesake of many other towns such as Lugudunum - modern Lyon.

Carlisle played a fairly large part in the 1745 Jacobite Rebellion, when it played host to the Young Pretender after capitulating to the Jacobite cause. This treason was rewarded by the Duke of Cumberland, nicknamed Butcher Cumberland, reputedly with the execution of every tenth man, woman or child in the town. Carlisle was also sacked by the Scottish rebel William Wallace, and not York as shown in Braveheart.

Today Carlisle is best known for its homophobic bishop - who claimed that the floods in Kingston-upon-Hull were God's judgement against homosexuals, its large biscuit factory, average football team - Carlisle United, its Norman castle, medieval Cathedral and notorious nightclub-filled street - Botchergate or Botch as it is known to the locals.
Carlisle, the Great Border City.
by Vredesbyrdkhan March 8, 2011
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Carlisle

Carlisle is a right shit hole
by Lenny Henry July 15, 2018
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carlisle cullen

The hottest vampire... go get a phsical now =D
Oh Carlisle its so cold, (hint it's not his stethoscope), carlisle cullen
by ninon_19924 October 9, 2008
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carlisya

Carlisya is the most funniest girl you you will meet she's smart and pretty she always makes new friends wherever she goes it's hard not to like her carlisya is very attractive boys really like her they chase after her a lot carlisya is not afraid to defend herself she would throw down in a second she very savage and it's hard to be mad at her.
Carlisya is so cute and smart
by Crew and david June 15, 2017
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Carlisle Cullen

Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest
Carlisle Cullen is a fine asf- vampire I'd let bite me
by Lokis bitch July 31, 2021
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carlislecullensrealwife

carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.
“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”

“No dude, what’s it about?”

“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”
by carlislecullensrealwife August 17, 2021
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