carlislecullensrealwife's definitions
violetharmonsslave is sadie’s girlfriend. People with this username are very pretty, and usually German. They like to send photos of their father’s toes, and like to send photos of people in the nail salon’s bent toes. They also like to have their name on their friend’s converse. violetharmonsslave is so good at makeup; I’ll be expecting a makeup tutorial. They are very funny and make me laugh my ass off ngl.
“have you seen violetharmonsslave recently?”
“I haven’t, what happened?”
“Oh nothing, they just sent me another random photo of someone’s toes.”
“Dan Schnieder would love that.”
“I haven’t, what happened?”
“Oh nothing, they just sent me another random photo of someone’s toes.”
“Dan Schnieder would love that.”
by carlislecullensrealwife August 20, 2021
Get the violetharmonsslavemug. carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.
“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”
“No dude, what’s it about?”
“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”
“No dude, what’s it about?”
“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”
by carlislecullensrealwife August 17, 2021
Get the carlislecullensrealwifemug. one of my funniest mutuals, we have a similar birth chart, so that might explain it
would 10/10 be friends in real life if we ever met
would trust with my drink at a party
Funny people are always pretty
btw Fred Weasley would have your handwriting
would 10/10 be friends in real life if we ever met
would trust with my drink at a party
Funny people are always pretty
btw Fred Weasley would have your handwriting
by carlislecullensrealwife September 6, 2021
Get the dojacatsvapemug.