Cardihoe

Hot bitches on treadmills at the gym, nice ass and titties bouncing. Almost always in black spandex workout pants just so you can see every curve as they run.

Man check out the cardihoe over there.

by xDaveyxDarkox November 5, 2011

cardadoodle

A sexy cardboard dog

Ooh look at that hot cardadoodle

by ilikecardadoodles May 3, 2018

cardanobsessed

cardanobsessed is an obsession with cardan greenbriar💕💕💕

“Im so cardanobsessed” -jude duarte

by jude duarte August 3, 2021

cardacopter

Adjective: used to describe it when you do something so amazing that it is equivalent, or superior in coolness to blowing up an airborne helicopter with a car lunched at it through using a tollbooth as a ramp.

Damn man that so was cardacopter

by Joshua Lamont July 6, 2008

cardholder

During anal sex, a man grabs onto his partner and initiates a headbutt, leading to a clenched anus and increased arousal. Similar in technique to a donkey punch, but the headbutt leads to a more violent anal clench than a fist.

Jereme needed to use his cardholder status because his girlfriend couldn't make him cum.

by CMuscle June 16, 2009

Cardamom

Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.

"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

cardanobsessed

Cardanobsessed is an obsession with Cardan Greenbriar from The Cruel Prince💕💕

“Im so cardanobsessed”

by jude duarte August 3, 2021