Card

A sexy ass lady with a penis and 5 BOOBS!!!!!

He’s A CARD ass

Card by Card123 September 21, 2018

Card

Typically referred to someone who thinks that they are being funny when in fact they're not, i.e Joker

You're a right card you are

Card by Reaver2 February 21, 2009

card

membership in a group/gang.

"He's talking to me like he's a card carrying member of the Wu-Tang Clan"
-Dennis Leary

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E

card by Dan January 8, 2005

Card

Cunt + Retard

Bro1- Yo Bro2, rememba that guy from that part a while back?
Bro2- You mean that dude who pissed on ur car and stole our kush?
Bro1- yeah we taught him not to mess with us, that piece o shit Card.

Card by I is ApPLe June 8, 2016

Card

Virginity

Guy: I'm gonna be with a girl and lose my card tonight!
Guy 2: Wow, good for you!

Card by Angelina S. July 27, 2019

Card

Usually made with thin cardboard. It can be designed any way you want.

Hey Mike, Can I borrow your playing Cards?

Card by TheWordFinder January 22, 2021

card check 

a system in which an employer is required to recognize a union if a majority of workers sign a membership card, making it easier for workers to organize a union

Many employers don't want to pay their workers a fair wage so they will use threats, intimidation etc. to block efforts to organize a union. A card check system helps workers overcome these obstacles.

card check by Mr.Juan-derful October 23, 2010