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Kim CarCrashian

When someone thinks they look like a hot celebrity and lets everyone know it.... but at best, their the really fugly version, like that celebrity after a car crash.

Source: KC Swimmingly's blog
Girl 1: Everyone says I look like Kim Kardashian...

(waits for people to agree)

Girl 2: Gurlllll..... you do!

Boy: Bitch, maybe if Kim got mangled in a car accident. You look like Kim CarCrashian!!!!!!
by SnogFrog September 14, 2011
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capcrash

the act of breaking one's dick off and shoving it up their anus. one alteration of the process can be shoving it in another person's anus and breaking that person's dick off and shoving it into the original person's anus.
Reign and Cannadian Cannibus went capcrashing the other day.
by T to the hizzle April 7, 2005
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Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
by Nintendo Portable Device June 17, 2018
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Car crash guy

A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"

2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
by avsfan93 December 4, 2010
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Brampton Car Crash

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.
“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”
by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021
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Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 10, 2022
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The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash
by cascade? September 22, 2023
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