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When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
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Get the captress mug.A conversation held with a cat. Often an action done by someone quite lonely and therefore with no one else to talk to, but also possible to be done by a person who talks to much (i.e. likes to hear their own voice).
Alastair: Where's Mary?
Barnaby: She's at her house having a wonderful catversation with fluffy.
Alastair: Why are we even friends with such a loser?
Barnaby: She's at her house having a wonderful catversation with fluffy.
Alastair: Why are we even friends with such a loser?
by Catversationalist July 23, 2009
Get the Catversation mug.the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.
1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
by thelegend91 September 15, 2009
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