That guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door.
That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.
Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.
That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.
Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.
by definitelynotmarshalltett October 9, 2009
Get the Cabin Door mug.A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.
A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.
A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.
My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.
by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014
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A hot guy who looks like he could build you a humble log cabin in the outskirts of Canada for fun. Ideally has dark, long hair, facial scruff, and wears flannel. Big brown eyes aren’t necessary, but they certainly fit the vibe. Someone you’d fantasize about snowboarding into his thick, comforting arms.
god Jon Snow is such a cabin daddy. I’d love to come home after a long day of mushing huskies to find him cozied up by the fire with a bottle of red wine.
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by Capn Dan October 23, 2008
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by haha yea February 8, 2004
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Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!
by semalancho June 13, 2010
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