Cap'n Crunk

Cap'n Crunch mixed with vodka.

Randy the village drunk always ate Cap'n Crunk for breakfast.

by Wray&Nephew November 28, 2012

Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.

(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!

by Henry1223 February 18, 2008

Cap'n Jazz

An indie band from the early 90s who were very influential to the emo scene. Broke up in 94, reformed as "Owls". Amazing band.

In the Clear is the best song ever.

by Zako May 13, 2005

cap'n crunch

A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.

Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.

by Go Peter April 24, 2003

Cap'n Crush

The delicious combination of Captain Morgan and Orange Crush originated by Easycore singer Tyler White in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Tastes like a creamsicle. The addition of Orange Crush lowers the bite of the rum and enhances the taste all together. Usually consumed in a water bottle, when half a fifth of Captain Morgan's is left, or just chasing Captains with Crush.

Other flavors of Crush and even other kinds of Orange Soda can be used and still qualify as Cap'n Crush but nothing beats the original combination.

Eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.

Last night that Cap'n Crush totally snuck up on me

by skramlife June 13, 2011

cap'n crums

the crums and pieces at the bottom of a box of cap'n crunch or other cereal

Devon: hey dude do u have any cereal? I'm starving

Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...

Devon:... crap...

by brandonius the destroyer January 13, 2010

Cap'n Kyval

An internet pirate that has pirated everything from music to wii games. this person has pirated so much that he now has a 50K year sentence in federal prison. watch out for this type, they will steal your entire computer.

Wow, that guy has a 50K year sentence for pirating...what a cap'n Kyval

by Madhatter'11 July 20, 2009