Eric Cantor

U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.

'Eric Cantor reminds me of the Manager of the asshole store.' -Lewis Black.

by Johnny Blac February 9, 2009

cantor

title for one who has never kissed a girl, nor has any intention to.

Guy: Yo you think john got with that girl from the bowling alley?

Tuck: Nah definitely not hes a total cantor.

by thetuckmeister June 6, 2011

Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012

Cantor

To date a close friend of someone who you have recently Friendzoned

Alexa Cantored Max right before Prom! Now she's going with Jake and he's been left in the dreaded Friendzone

by MailboxMan700 May 23, 2016

Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

Cantoring

The act of whoring around in life.

By cantoring around you are making yourself more likely to be called a slut, whore, etc.

by The BEST Master Baitor October 18, 2009

cantore

A bald guy getting a fierce blow job on or near the beach.

Peter enjoyed the occasional Cantore' from Susan on the beach where she felt freaky and free.

by NikofTime October 9, 2018