cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".

by Nick D November 23, 2004

Cannonball Run

1.driving from coast to coast of the United States as fast as possible, often to break a record

Alex Roy recently broke the Cannonball Run in 31 hours, using a GPS system and police detector to avoid the police.

by karrot January 6, 2009

cannonball docking

When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks

John snags Jason ranking him close to give him a cannonball docking while he finishes his dr pepper

by Dock master69 December 19, 2020

Cannonballer

A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).

"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"

by J. Sanchez November 2, 2005

The Cannonball Challenge

The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.

Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.

My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!

by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019

cannonball wiener

The type of penis that the ancient Mayan civilization had. They used these wieners to explode butt holes.

Wow! Look at that "cannonball wiener" destroying and exploding some massive b-holes!!!

by David W. Quize February 14, 2012

cannonball

The term cannonball was first used by Carl Kearney Spackler (Bill Murray) in the masterpiece film Caddyshack. To do a cannonball you must first fill your lungs with weed smoke, while holding the smoke in you drink liquor. Preferably Johnnie Black. And take big swig not a little pussy shot. Then exhale. Say "Cannonball" and pass the bong and Johnnie black to your boy n-word Drew and repeat until liquor is finished (nobone in their right mind would ever run out of weed.) The best time for cannonballs is wednesdays at 10:30 during the Chappelle show. The best mix for this is Johnnie Black and Sour Diesel from the wiseman, Veil.

After I Kobed her I took a few cannnballs.

by Lenox February 19, 2004