After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017
Get the The Hand Cannonmug. When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.
by Batman's anus May 5, 2013
Get the Filipino Hand Cannonmug. “Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”
by Booeyy July 11, 2018
Get the Polish Hand-Cannonmug. The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."
Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 3, 2019
Get the Hand Cannoneeringmug. Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums
by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018
Get the Hand-cannonmug. by chand1012 August 21, 2016
Get the hand cannonmug.